love log

In Lamen's terms, it's a penis. You know, a sausage, a guy's number one weapon?

We shacked last night. His love log is HUGE!

by Mae Stripeland May 10, 2004

Iced Log

The Sexual Act of cumming over another persons stool after they have finished taking a dump

A line of seamen drawn along the top of the stool giving the apperance of an Iced Log (a type of Desert)

by Marcgallen June 2, 2006

poop on a log

an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"

you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!

by candy1993 May 8, 2008

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Ants on a log

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Log master

The one who is the master of the turds

kid - "holy crap dude its the log master!"
log master - "It is I, the log master, kneel before my log!!!"

by FILLUP October 22, 2004

Log Wars

When two people press their asses together and proceed to both attempt to shit at the same time. The one whose shit pushes the competitor's shit back into his or her body is the winner.

John and Mark like to play Log Wars. John has several trophies.

by SBLancer08 February 27, 2009