Lucifer's Lettuce

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.

"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."

by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 10, 2022

Shake a lettuce

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz

"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"

by Leeds Geography May 24, 2008

lettuce juice

a vagina after sex or other sexual activities when it gets all wet!

i did her that hard i gave her lettuce juice man

by captain fooltingzz March 6, 2009

McRoffle -lettuce

McRoffle minus the lettuce ffs

Mcroffle, hold the lettuce

by |0| July 25, 2003

Loose Lettuce

The protrusion of a woman's outer labia such that it's appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. The condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of labial weight training.

Becky seems like a nice girl but with all that Loose Lettuce she's got going on I really have to question her past.

by HughJorgenn April 2, 2015

Lettuce harvest

When a LAX BRO gets his hair or "Lettuce" cut otherwise known as "harvested"

Today I went to the hair cuttery and had my Lettuce Harvested

by laxbro4lyfe August 6, 2011