leprechauns

annoying little irish midgets that wear green

dumb leprechaun, i'll kill you and take your treasure

by Zach May 29, 2003

Blowing naked leprechaun

a Little human like species that contains a HUGE BUTTHOLE with gold coins inside of it. Whenever the Blowing naked leprechaun escapes from his cage he screams KATIE CRILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.... for 30 seconds then rapes everybody he sees. Watch out for his massive BLACK PENIS, which is amazingly 5 miles thick and 2 inches long.But people like to play with it and shot it like a gun, and sing "LOOK INTO MY EYES WHILE I MASTURBATE". DABAINTSA has sexy time with the Blowing naked leprechaun..... but doesnt use a Book Cart to ride an atif in. BEWARE of the Blowing naked leprechaun and hes Katie Crilly powers,He will shot you so hard with his gold CUM that you would be shitting gold out your elbows. If you ever encounter a Blowing naked leprechaun have a bag of cookies and buy a naked mole rat for protection.

Blowing naked leprechaun
dabainsta
Katie Crilly
Cookies
Mole Rats

by The Naked Milk Man August 25, 2010

leprechaun

Small folk, often somehow tangentially related to Ireland. Typically under 5'3".

Small asian girls named Rosie are often leprechauns.

by The Leprechaun Authority November 25, 2004

leper

A formerly good looking person who recently has gotten a mullet.
Also, a social outcast.

Person 1: Have you seen Billy Carrabino's haircut?
Person 2: Yeah, he's turned into a leper cause of that mullet he got.

by CTdoglovrr February 8, 2012

mexican leprechaun

A short statured law student who pretends that he is italian and tells bad jokes. He usually acts like he knows alot about sports as well, and has been known to be in France making comments such as, "man, if Phil Jackson was coaching the US mens soccer team they would dominate" and "Can you imagine if Brian Urlacher and Ray Lewis played soccer?" One of the mexican leprechaun's most famous moves is overstating his athletic ability, saying things such as: "I would be red carded in a heartbeat in soccer cause i would just slidetackle the shit out of people."

Lets go kick the shit out of that Mexican leprechaun and give him a swamp rocket!

by Dave lacerte December 24, 2008

LePire

The act of being so fat and repulsive that nobody exept your own family and one named Ridgeway would want to ever be around you.

Look at that pig, oh wait its a LePire

by delaney martin November 2, 2008

leprechaun

A safe word for casual converstaions - a personal guarantee of truthfulness

"dude - I totally had sex with Mary!"
"no way"
"way"
"leprechaun?"
"leprechaun."
"whoa."

by JB Hooligan November 5, 2007