Lame Potato

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".

"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato

by Duke Frenchington The IV December 28, 2013

lame duck

A flight profile which a plane flies if it has mechanical problems in time of excercise or war. Useually gear down, lights on.

"I flew a lame duck profile so I didnt get shot down by friendly fire."

by stiffler7234 October 4, 2005

lame corn

Lame corn is a person who is a lame and thinks the popping hints the corn

Your such a lame corn ass bitch

by Ling ling chicken chicken October 1, 2019

claim to lame

A claim to fame, which is lame

"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"

by Portmaguese1 October 7, 2012

Walk of Lame

In what otherwise would have been a walk of shame, the individuals are instead visibly pissed because not only are they late for meetings, they were subjected to drunksitting or cuddle-only relations the night before.

"Last night was awesome man!"
"You can't hide it bro, that was a walk of lame at best."

by AnInterestedObserver September 23, 2011

lame-no scale

lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10

0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame

person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it

person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale

by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011

Lame City

The pinnacle of Lameness. Lame to a very large extent. Or the center of all Lame activity.

Jhey has really been Laming it up, it's Lame City around here.

LAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE

by Steedly Dan May 12, 2010