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Lag Vest

A term used to describe the protection a player receives from a shit connection.
“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”
by TheRedAngel September 1, 2019
mugGet the Lag Vestmug.

Lighter Lag

the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.
Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.
by TT01Fanatic February 20, 2011
mugGet the Lighter Lagmug.

reverse lag

Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.
"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."
by fmanuswa November 26, 2013
mugGet the reverse lagmug.

chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.
A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?
by lodre December 26, 2012
mugGet the chat lagmug.

Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag
Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag
by shorbz_ December 17, 2019
mugGet the Nut-Lagmug.

Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"
by iRideDragons June 2, 2012
mugGet the Lag Bagsmug.

club lag

A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".
Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.
by tGitS September 17, 2010
mugGet the club lagmug.

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