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Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee
by russianamish June 18, 2019
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Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.
Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?
by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020
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Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.
Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”
by 123890567 June 25, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him
Hey Kyle is a fucking dumbass but his friend Zach is cool
by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019
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kyle

Kyle is a hoe, kyle literally only knows one word - true, this is due to the amount of hoe'ing he's done in the past and present.
it's left him dumb as fuck and illiterate. kyle likes to brag about his sweaty fornite skills, kyle likes to watch his partner die from distance while he gets all kills because hes a sweaty betty.

kyle might also use his alias - djnicey, to hoe around some more. he's in love with alisha booker.
girl: kyle is such a hoe
guy: ikr, he ate my ass and never replied to my texts again
kyle: true
by anne nonymous :) June 11, 2019
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Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.
Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.
by Victor Devito July 31, 2019
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Kyle

He is high as fuck, he has a big dick, and he's special as fuck, but he is a good friend
Guy: go jump off a bridge

Kyle who is high: betttt🤑
by Kylecoolhotdude February 28, 2020
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