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Cum Klott

When you cum on the same spot/pole until a large stock of cum creates a hard layer of cum almost impossible to remove. First Cum Klott was created by Markus from Colombia and Vladimir Sebastian Mäkinen Promyakov from Finland and Russia. You could create a Cum Klott if you are in a cold place. Example North Finland. Just cum on a ice cold pole. Wait a couple of secounds and you will have your own Cum Klott. This is a word thats been growing in Popularity in Europe as a Meme.
Damn, Look at this Cum Klott.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.
by olaskruttis January 11, 2017
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Bowling klot

A ranking system going from 15 to -5. Used for describing how big/fat some one is or isn’t.

USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
-That dude is 5 or 6, bowling klot.
by Halula December 8, 2017
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