kevin max

Brilliant singer/writer/songwriter/poet.
One-third of super-huge Christian group, DC Talk.

See also: best singer in the universe

"Wow, Bono is almost as good as Kevin Max."

by H-T July 20, 2004

Kevin

A wonderfully, sweet, smart, sexy man. He is so generous and he'd be willing to do anything for that special someone. He has amazing confidence and it is so cute. He is the light of her life and one couldn't imagine her life without him. He is perfect in every single way!

Kevin, the world's most amazing man!

by adickdidtoyou April 28, 2014

Kevin Federline

White Trash Wigger married to Britney Spears. Also knocked-up some dumb bitch twice before knocking-up Britney.

Diana: That Kevin Federline is a Wigger and looks trashy
Anita: Like, I, totally agree

by Wapanese are so not welcome in Japan June 6, 2005

Kevin Durant

A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped westbrook for his new best friend Stephanie baby face curry.

Oh shit! Is that Kevin Durant in those bushes?!?

by Jordan the fucking 2k player September 25, 2018

Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009

Kalevi

A tall long haired God. He has a dick of unmeasurable size, if you were to sit on it, it would squeeze through your fudge knot, out of your mouth and into space. He has the power of thunder, enough to to make your pussy salivate with lust.

Hey you see that girl in the wheel chair?

Yeah?

She got fucked by Kalevi .

by SuhDude18 August 16, 2016

Kevin

He’s the type of guy who can be sweet if he wants to. Kevin is so funny, I can’t even. He can make anyone laugh. He’s extremely loud and some might even say obnoxious and hyperactive. However, Kevin does have a quiet side to him that he barely ever shows to anyone. If he’s shown it to you, then you must be someone special to him. He’s a nerd, though he doesn’t want to admit it. Kevin’s also a huge dork, but it’s endearing how dorky he actually is beneath his cool exterior. He makes a great boyfriend because he will actually listen to whatever you have to say. He’s the kind of guy who can joke around but you can have a serious conversation with him too. Some people might advise you against dating him because he does have his flaws, and he can be temperamental and easily triggered, and he does dumb things, but despite all this, he is worth loving. If you want to have all of his love, all of the things great about him, then you must be willing to accept him for his flaws no matter what. He’s just dreamy,and perfect, and there isn’t enough words to describe how I feel when I’m with him. You can never forget or stop loving Kevin.

Person 1: “What is it like to have Kevin for a boyfriend?”

Person 2: “Oh he’s such a great listener! He pays attention to you and makes you feel like you’re his everything. I love him.”

by benhardysgirlxx November 10, 2018