klackenschpock

it means a fucking retarded person who makes up words to make themselves sound intelligent.

ALEX: ur crush is sUCh a glonyepiflon
NORMAL HUMAN: OH STFU YOU KLACKENSCHPOCK

by taekook bros June 8, 2020

Wannabe knacker

A dublin person who comes from a wealthy background and goes to private schools, where he pretends to be a word knacker.

"Drop me off at the door, driver. Park around the corner and pick me up at twelve."
"Alrigh' lads, whats the story? Lets drink some dutchies and threaten old women, with a screwdriver.

by Chrichy August 29, 2003

Fag-knackered

The unfortunate deepening of a woman's voice through smoking.

Shannon stood there in all her fake tan glory and shouted in her rasping fag-knackered voice..........

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

Cramp a knick-knack

1) Verb: When getting down to the business with a girl, cramping a knick-knack is the sequence of removing her underwear, scratching them, sniffing them, scrunching them up and then throwing them on the floor.

2) The past tense of shtting your pants.

1) Lad 1: Did you bring that chick back last night?
Lad 2: Y'all better know dat! I did cramp a knick-knack.

2) Nicky Nicky Shinder: I just cramped my knick-knack again! Will have to buy some new Primark undies!

by NiftyCreature February 6, 2013

Knacked

1. To be scolded, told off(see bollocking).

2. To be in pain.

1. I forgot my homework so my teacher knacked me.

2. I hit my hand off the wall and it knacked(If it's hurting at the time you say it is "knacks").

by Clive Warren March 20, 2009

Kuka-monga Kracka Killaz

the black man's KKK, established in niggaville in aka the south

Jamal: Yo nigga we go'n ta get us some crackas?
Tyrone: Yeh nigga, whatchu tinkin?
All Niggz: We da Kuka-monga Kracka Killaz!!!

by Jim Bob Joe June 30, 2007

Kackbitch

An utterly stupid, self-righteous person, considering herself being smart but falling short even the slightest basics of any logic, often paired with having an outstandingly rotten character.

I heard Olaf secretly searched through my personal stuff yesterday. What the fuck!?

Yeah man. It's just like everybody says: Olaf is the dumbest Kackbitch under the sun.

by the rohler June 23, 2016