Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.

I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!

by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021

Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010

Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.

"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"

by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017

Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important

Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora

by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021