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Ron Jon

A sexualy manuever whereas a man stands on the back of his partner, as if surfing, and masturbates. To successfully pull off the Ron Jon, the man must ejaculate before falling off his partner's back.
I'm going to try to give her a Ron Jon tonight. Wish me luck!
by RustyBallz September 8, 2011
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Jon Devoto

Lead Guitar - Oakland, CA band the Matches.

The Sex.
Jon Devoto on stage is The Sex.
by KkS. March 12, 2009
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jon stewart

1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
by oberchode April 15, 2006
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Jon Benet

noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005
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lil jon

one of the worst rappers out there - the kind of guy who brings rap music its bad stereotypes.
does nothing except bastardise the English language in his music and randomly yell 'YEEEAAAH!', OKAAAYYY!', 'WHAAAATTT!' and 'CRUUUNK!' like a retard.
a god for wiggers and poseurs everywhere.
lil jon is a prime example of what too much 'purple drank' will do to you.
by abbas224 August 5, 2007
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don jon

A guy that can get any girl even though he's an asshole he does not do the relationship type of shit.
Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants
by abcmale October 8, 2015
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