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Michael Jackson

The only guy who can walk into a 1920's brothel/gang hangout and get everyone dancing.
Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal screamed badass.
by Ogg Vorbis July 27, 2010
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blow jackson

Getting your dick sucked. recieving oral sex.
She's not that hott, but I wouldn't mind getting a little "blow jackson" from her.
by Da Heater March 17, 2009
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Daniel Jackson

Noun: A character of the movie Stargate and the TV show Stargate SG1. He is a main character in, so far, all seasons except for 6.
Adjective: Nerd, geek, archeologist, compassionate, forgiving, dies-a-lot... (see a character profile of Daniel Jackson)
Verb: 1 The act of dieing and coming back to life.
2 The act of making it look as if one is dead and then reappearing very much alive.
Daniel Jackson isn't actually going to die in this episode.
Stop being such a Daniel Jackson!
Wow... I just pulled a 'Daniel Jackson'.
by Sepik June 28, 2006
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jackspedicey 2

The real Jacksepticeye, who is think Pewdiepie is the true YouTube god.
1:Do you watch jackspedicey 2.
2:yeah, hes so cool!
by Someguy636 April 18, 2018
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Jacksfilms

You can’t see him. All you see is a big forehead
Jacksfilms has a big forehead
by ThiccDiccNicc July 5, 2018
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samuel jackson

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005
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mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
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