Jizz-knocker

a girl who likes to drink sperm

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker

by Matt098 June 16, 2008

Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 17, 2011

Rollover Jizz

The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.

Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!

by Ralph Finkelstein August 17, 2011

jizz ornament

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?

by corey270 November 2, 2007

Jizz Rooster

1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.

2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.

1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster

2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

jizz roll

This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.

I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Curb Jizz

That delicious thick water type substance with a bluish hue found right in front of a curb.

Matt made sure he got a running start before he leaped over the curb jizz on 8th ave.

by Billylagee August 24, 2011