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Jerky Curtains

(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky

they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper

shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
by akmeid April 10, 2010
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jerky chowder

A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.
Dude. We were so hammered last night....

Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.

No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010
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Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

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Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process
"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"
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Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
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