somebody who's mom doesn't let them do anything, not even text friends. This results in them being socially disconnected, usually latching on to Anime or Manga, 2010 memes, and apps that are for parents. They will often become shocked when they hear a mildly bad thing, and they don't have any common nostalgia with other children.
That girl is such a Jaslyn! She thinks "sexy" and "awesome" mean the same thing! She even called Chewy sexy!
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Get the Jalen mug.One who in the event of masturbating, their mom walks in the room and you have to put it away so fast that the cum drips into your butt crack. Example:
Dude 1: Dude my butt feels weird.
Dude 2: Than go in the bathroom and check it out.
Dude 1: ok (five minutes later)
Dude 1: Dude this is soo weird i pulled a Jaylen last night when my mom came home early from work.
Dude 2: How can you tell?
Dude 1: theres dried up white stuff in my crack!
Dude 2: Gross...
Dude 2: Than go in the bathroom and check it out.
Dude 1: ok (five minutes later)
Dude 1: Dude this is soo weird i pulled a Jaylen last night when my mom came home early from work.
Dude 2: How can you tell?
Dude 1: theres dried up white stuff in my crack!
Dude 2: Gross...
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has beautiful blue eyes but will cut your dick off if u step over the line
has beautiful blue eyes but will cut your dick off if u step over the line
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