Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him
Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake
by Palpamine November 15, 2018
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a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.
Man, i really wish i knew a jake!
by richgurl224 July 11, 2015
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Jake

A fellow who commits thoughtless, inconsiderate acts; such as leaving urine stains on one's sister's wall or repeatedly making advances on an e-girl who already has a significant other. Will talk trash in online matches of competitive games, such as League of Legends, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seige, Rune Scape, Rocket League, Overwatch, etc.
Remember when Jake urinated on a wall?
Ahh, yes. I remember the wall belonged to my sister
by LeafFella August 04, 2019
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Jake

He Bussin' Bussin'. He got da biggest cock 'round and 'ain't afraid to slap ya wit' it. He cumin' all day and nigh'. He truly is a worthy one to be called Daddy.
Seen Jake? He Bussin' Bussin'
by Bussin' Bussin' May 19, 2021
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Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.
Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’
by Telitubby June 04, 2018
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Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.
by Horses r my life June 04, 2017
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Guy who abandons friends and blames them for it
You’re being such a Jake
by Herofraggo August 12, 2019
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