curtain crawler

A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.

"Daddy's little girl took her first step today."

"So now you're my little curtain crawler."

by cryinmybeer September 7, 2009

Stained the curtains

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

by AOA :] June 23, 2019

Clogged Curtain

A slang term for Hermaphrodite or transvestite.

A penis nub in exchange for the clitoris.

Yo, did you just see that clogged curtain walk by?

by chawchii13 March 29, 2010

Boob curtain

When your hair is so long and luscious that you can pose naked in photos and it covers your boobs

Hillary wants her hair so long, she can have a boob curtain.

by CinnamonSeudonym February 1, 2019

Crazy Curtains

When a woman farts so hard while sitting on a hard surface it blows up the front over her pussy and makes her pussy lips flutter.

"I was sitting on a chair and farted so hard the other day I got crazy curtains."

by SgtFury March 16, 2021

lil' curtains

The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.

Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique

by Drew Christx July 18, 2006

curtain twitching

Female masturbation

Emma enjoyed an evening of curtain twitching.

by EmmaCrawford March 10, 2014