A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016
Get the Classic Rogermug. by GirthyFella May 4, 2019
Get the Malan Classicmug. Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
by Mother Cluckers succ my wiggly August 6, 2017
Get the nes classicmug. when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.
bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022
Get the bryan classicmug. by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008
Get the Classical Biscuitmug. a youtuber that makes gaming content, Classic Dannyboy first started his youtube channel at the age of 13, on the 19th of november 2019. he also loves all of his community.
by SomeRandomGuyThatKnowsStuff August 11, 2020
Get the Classic Dannyboymug. by Kel0692 January 19, 2018
Get the Hydro classicmug.