When you wish for something badly and you close your eyes and wish for it. God's the guy that ignores you.
Making a wish to God? You might as well go on the street and act homeless, you'll have more chances of success.
by Dr.Coolguy420 October 14, 2017
by ɐɾᴉǝS uᴉɾᴉʞ November 11, 2020
Zlatan Ibrahimović
TV4 reporter: Who’ll win the qualifier?
Zlatan: Only God knows
Reporter: It’s kinda hard to ask him
Zlatan: You’re talking to him now
Zlatan: Only God knows
Reporter: It’s kinda hard to ask him
Zlatan: You’re talking to him now
by ArchieSouppppp February 24, 2021
by P.o.T.a.T.o 🥔 December 10, 2020
The big man upstairs who created the universe.
I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!
by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021