internet

The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet?
Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.

by smaga December 30, 2011

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002

internet

n.

Serious business.

pl. internets, internetz

Internetz are serious business.

by Dashalasha August 4, 2008

Interneting

To be at the Internet.

MSN chat

Chad- Hey what r u doing

JENNIFER- interneting

by santiking November 2, 2007

internet

the best thing since fried sausages

Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight?

Husband: Internet... and sex.

by JaredInsanity October 18, 2008

internet

about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).

he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.

by The "Fake" Lauren August 10, 2004

internet

a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites

"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"

by thedude July 11, 2004