Sis: Done reading Twilight.
Bro: What the hell man?
Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.
Bro: What the hell man?
Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.
by Le_Moff May 14, 2012
Get the Fart in the bathmug. Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.
He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.
by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009
Get the Russian Bathmug. A quick washing of the Penis, Balls & Rectum. The male equivalent of the "PTA bath" or "whore's bath," the key difference being what's being washed.
I was dealing with a severe case of swamp ass so I headed back to the camper and gave myself a PBR bath.
by Mike Penice November 19, 2016
Get the pbr bathmug. When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
by Johney bananas November 27, 2020
Get the Run the bathmug. "M'lnel Bath"
Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!
Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!
by mama1772 January 11, 2018
Get the M'lnel Bathmug. by Rockykell August 7, 2017
Get the face bathmug. The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"
by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020
Get the Czech Bathmug.