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damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.
That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.
by LivingHell October 22, 2004
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Idiot Theory of Sports

A theory that officially states....

"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”

This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.

B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!

A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
by Buck437 March 18, 2009
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idiotboy

1. a male who is an idiot;

particularly one who has hurt someone as a result of thier idiocy

2. somebody who needs to be bitch slapped by me
by nina_du_pointe_du_lac April 5, 2009
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idgtfts

i dont got time for this shit!
"leave me alone idgtfts!!!"
by michael615. December 26, 2007
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Idiot Wine

The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks
Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine
by MIG Pilot June 10, 2009
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idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles
"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3
by blu3hat December 29, 2010
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idiot wagon

Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?
by Bogbrush July 29, 2011
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