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Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!
"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
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brown ice cream

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream
by 0438 August 27, 2019
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Pie and ice cream

To slather ice cream on your woman's pussy and lick it off.
After a night on the. Casino floor.were going up to the hotel room for some pie and ice cream. Boy. Vegas never tasted so good.
by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021
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Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross
by kill m3 June 26, 2019
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ice cream challenge

An internet challenge where people take the lids off of ice cream cartons, lick the top, and put the lid back on.
Alex: Dude, did you hear about the ice cream challenge?
PJ: It's really gross and probably illegal. You lick it, you buy it.
by NoStockingz August 23, 2019
mugGet the ice cream challengemug.

Ice cream helicopter

A edible vehicle. Also see “Pizza Boat
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ice cream swirl

when you shit in a girl's mouth then bust a load in it and mix it up with your dick
Bob: Hey she's kinda pretty
Jim: Stay away from her, i heard she gave an ice cream swirl once, she's nasty!
by dboyfromdahood November 21, 2011
mugGet the ice cream swirlmug.

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