What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 2, 2025

i just know its brown

opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown

Friend 1: She ugly as fuck lookin like dobby ass ho
Friend 2: i just know its brown

by theguyshetoldyounottoworryabou March 20, 2023

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

turn this text inro Portuguese

sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

by aniket._.5769 February 21, 2024

I just ran over Oprah

You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.

Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH

by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020