myspace husband

when there is only a myspace relationship holding no boundies or penalties. mostly just the exchanging of pics and messages.An internet booty call

my myspace husband just sent me some new slammin pics...

by Taylor Champagne May 11, 2007

Handbag Husband

A Husband or Boyfriend a woman can show off to her friends to get their approval and make them jealous. A gold-diggers target. A Narcissist's wet dream.

She didn't love him, she was incapable of emotional involvement, he was a handbag husband, calculated to impress those she wanted people to see as her friends.

by life, but not as we know it August 4, 2020

Husband Beater

A wife beater worn by a gay man.

Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater

by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

husband

Your girls' name for your boy friend.

You need to get your husband.

by mandi18201 November 16, 2006

Jenna Ortega's Husband

Jenna Ortega's Husband AKA Crumbo

Jenna: I love you bby
Crumbo/Jenna Ortega's Husband: I love you too bae

by Angry_Salad May 16, 2023

husband beater

exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.

actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..

i always had stiffies for the stacked girls in my school that wore husband beater(s)..

by y2c January 14, 2011

Husband Sandwich

What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.

When Tina stepped outside to smoke all her drunk buddies made a husband sandwich.

by Sarafinasma February 4, 2009