The voice of holland

where judges and band leaders fuck the people who do blind acts.

man 1: did you hear about the voice of holland?
man 2: yeah, they raped her ass!

by Fuck u that has the name mate January 20, 2022

Tom Holland

A type of person who always spoils something.

“No dont tell her abt the party it’s a suprise! Don’t pull a Tom Holland”

by Smartest person! November 23, 2021

Tom Holland

He’s so attractive and hot and has great hair and he’s so cute and so sweet and you should definetly love him

Tom Holland is my favorite actor

by sherasimp2 July 1, 2021

Holland Middle School

All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.

Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.

by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025

Tom Holland

The definition of a perfect human... uh yes I think so !!!

Tom holland is hot, Tom Holland is cute, Tom Holland is an amazing actor (I could write a 7000 word essay on how you could use his name I'm not kidding)

by Tom hollands wife :') May 2, 2020

Hollanding

When you drive around looking for deer and turkey but never leave the truck... spooking everything in your path.

It's too cold outside this morning so I'm just going to do some Hollanding.

by anonymous November 3, 2023

tom holland

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.

creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!

by liamwh November 2, 2019