Hipster Douche Clichè

A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.

I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.

by CACubsFan March 12, 2017

hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

HippyAss

Someone who is down to earth, a pot head, tree hugger, etc.

“ omg brad you’re such a hippyass why did you kiss that tree.”
“Skye is a hippyass”

by Hippyass April 30, 2019

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

Combat Hippy

A title for liberal activist that's pretty much like every other hippy, except not wimps. Largely made up of veterans who actually love their brothers and sisters. "Liberal Specialist"

Since getting out of the Marines, Adam has become a combat hippy.

by Delvekhio June 2, 2019

anti-anti-hipster

a person who has an antagonistic perspective towards people who have an antagonistic perspective of the qualities or people who are associated with hipsterdom, i.e, a subculture, lifestyle or perspective that values the obscure and the ironic; and fetishizes the authentic.

someone who is against or hates on people who are hating on other people who are trying to be original by surrounding themselves with obscure or ironic things.

I must be an anti-anti-hipster because I am so sick of all of these people hating on hipsters

by yehyehyehyehyehyehyehye March 9, 2013

Hipster Dufus

A word whose origins come from the hit television sitcom "Seinfeld". One of the recurring characters, Cosmo Kramer, had been called this (as far as I know, on more than one occasion).

I assume it's supposed to be an insult, referring to the person as someone who thinks they're cool, yet is (according to the insulter) quite the opposite.

"Am I a hipster dufus, Jerry?"

by Asura October 26, 2004