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Herpe Bros

When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”

“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”

Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”

“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
by Philly Mickson September 5, 2023
mugGet the Herpe Brosmug.

Fist Herpes

Herpes on your fingers and hand area. Caused from fisting an anus or vagina with herpes.
My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.
by SuckAChode November 5, 2013
mugGet the Fist Herpesmug.

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he ended up killing himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016
mugGet the MC Herpesmug.

Herp-face

A face that looks like congressman Devin Nunes's face.
"Wow, Devin Nunes has a major herp-face."
by fartasstronaut69 March 19, 2019
mugGet the Herp-facemug.

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he ended up killing himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016
mugGet the MC Herpesmug.

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.
That jpeg has the digital herpes.
by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016
mugGet the Digital Herpesmug.

Fool's herpes

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!
by my name is hammy August 26, 2017
mugGet the Fool's herpesmug.

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