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MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016
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Gentle herpes

Minor form of herpes that only affects university boys who bang cuties
I was about to smash this guy vince but they he told me he had Gentle herpes
by Asssbucket December 9, 2018
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Fool's herpes

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!
by my name is hammy August 26, 2017
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herps family

The ultimate happy family that will yeet any negativity out the window.
I wish I was part of the herps family. They’re the coolest kids I’ve ever seen.
by a happy herp February 3, 2020
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Fist Herpes

Herpes on your fingers and hand area. Caused from fisting an anus or vagina with herpes.
My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.
by SuckAChode November 5, 2013
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Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.
Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes
by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021
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Herpe Bros

When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”

“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”

Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”

“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
by Philly Mickson September 5, 2023
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