welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 1, 2019

HERMIT CRAB

where a single person, lies in bed, passes gas and then pulls the covers over ones own head to enjoy thier own essence. this is normally called a dutch oven when enjoyed by a pair.

after eating that bean burrito, my thunder was rolling...i was lying in bed and tooted, then i pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be a hermit crab.

by MRSKQ August 8, 2009

hermit master

One who does nothing but sit around one's own house all day, all the time.

For instance, if you call a friend who is a hermit master you would say, "Hey hermit master, get off your a** and come play some tekken over here."

by BLASTBEATDEATHMETAL June 22, 2006

Herpitude®

The attitude my old lady got when she found out I gave her herpes!!

When her test results came back she had one hell of a herpitude®

by Mr and Mrs Anderson January 17, 2017

Herbie Hancock

When someone farts in your mouth during a "rim job" - "reach around".

Gertrude had some bad shit breath after her boyfriend delivered a devistating Herbie Hancock.

by Stan G April 17, 2008

Herbitration

Also known as Hibernation.

One day in school, A teacher asked what animals do during the winter, and my girlfriend, excitedly raised her hand knowing the answer, the teacher called on her and she exclaimed, "I know!! It's Herbitration!!!" and the whole class started laughing.

Also see, Herbitrate, and Herbitrating

Go herbitrate on that.

Shh, Be quiet I'm Herbitrating.

Don't bother me I'm going into herbitration!

by Derek Keith December 27, 2005

herbstock

(n) Variation of herb. A herb of herbs. Poser who tries too hard to act and look cool. If you look at somebody and have an urge to punch them in the face, they are a herb. If you look at somebody and feel the urge to go get a baseball bat, they are a herbstock.

I saw this wasted herbstock stumbling around outside Wrigley Field last night. I think he was pissed the cubs lost. He had a popped collar, barbed wire tattoo, and was drinking Sparks.

by TheGovana July 30, 2010