hawthorne heights

Alright, so I listen to the whole "emo" craze, poor me. Now, it seems to be a general opinion that kids like me listen to Hawthorne Heights. Please, God, no. I have given them a chance, I really have, but they just generally suck. Now, I understand that they do have quite a large fan base. Though, I will point out that most of this fan base consists of scenesters who don't really have a taste in music. Anyways, back on topic. I recently saw them live on Black Clouds and Underdogs, and well, this is me, spent the whole set mocking them. Some kids out there can listen to emo and actually have respect for music. It's that very same respect that causes my dislike to Hawthorne Heights. They're more or less ruining music.
Wow, I come off as a complete bitch. Maybe it's because I'm telling you the truth about oMg!11!11~~da best emo band EVARR!!!!!111~~!11
Or not. Hopefully some of you can spell.

Hawthorne Heights were so lame last night. Almost made me want to cut myself.

by Parka April 30, 2006

hawthorne heights

A shitty Emo/Screemo band from Ohio. One of the worst bands i've ever heard. Seriously, I would rather listen to the sound of a dying goat mixed with an endless loop of a George bush's State of the union speach than this shitty band.

I didn't have any toilet paper so i wiped my ass with a brand new hawthorne heights cd.

by gtfuytu September 19, 2005

Hawthorne Heights

A phrase used in analogies to suggest that one thing is abysmal, untalented, lame, bunk, or a combination of the former.

Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.

Ex 1. Whew! I'm glad that show is over. That band sucked as badly Hawthorne Height's!

Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.

by MotherEarthFracker November 12, 2006

hawthorne heights

Emo band, with backing screamo vocals. Very, very good emo band, helped me cope with depression and family problems.

"So, cut my wrists, and black my eyes... So I can fall asleep tonight, or die... Because you killed me, you know you do you killed me well, you like to do it I can tell."

hawthorne heights

by Pwn Biscut December 24, 2007

hawthorne heights

A pretty good emo band, but why in the hell is MTV playing Ohio is for Lovers?? MTV is not supposed to play emo bands!!! The only rock they play is crappy stuff like good charlotte and simple plan, where did they hear about hawthorne heights?? it is NOT MTV music!

Get Hawthorne Height's "The Silence in Black and White", its good music!

by rainynights447 July 31, 2005

hawthorne heights

Only in my opinion the best emo/screamo band ever!! They are from Ohio

non.emo.kid-Hawthorne Heights is so f-ing gay man.
me(the.emo.kid)Your momma is gay
Hawthorne Heights happens to.be.the.best

by Amo the Emo Girl November 24, 2006

Berkeley Heights

Like SHORT HILLS Westport and Darien Berkeley Heights is on of the wealthiest towns in the US. We drive around in either a BMW Mercedes or a Lexus, which our parents bought for us. We don't pay for college bc we get full rides on either academics or sports bc we are that damn good. Our parents own banks, hotels or restraunts, or all three. Everywhere you look there is a gas station or a pizza parlor. The only black people in this town are the ones that work here. Berkeley Heights is also known as Berkeley Whites!

Hey let's go to Berkeley Heights and rob a bank and then get a slice of pizza!

by Justinaa October 12, 2005