hangerbate

To masturbate while hangry

i was hungry and horny so i figured i'd hangerbate

by GTGx September 24, 2011

Hanger

A penis that hangs down. Never erect. Never gets hard. Girls don't like it. If you have one chances are you won't get laid.

Guy 1: remember when Phil took out his dick?
Guy 2: ya it was a hanger ?

by Thebigdtahtgetslaid September 25, 2017

Doppelganger Hanger

someone who still keeps a picture of a popular person (actor, athlete, artist, etc) of which they were told they look-alike (or not) as their primary pic in their web profile, 3 weeks or more past Doppelganger Week.

Dude1: "I met this girl online who looks like Beyonce, but when we met in person after 2 weeks of chattung, Dude, I didn't see any trace of Beyonce in her, I don't get it."

Dude2: "Dude, haven't you heard of the Doppelganger Hangers !? They're rampant now. I learned my lesson this week after meeting somebody parading as Jodie Foster online. Just be careful from now on."

by CJ_dBabe February 9, 2010

monkey's hanger

A hard sexual position to pull off, it requires three people, one holding on to something suspending all 3 people in midair, while the other 2 do a 69 while holding onto the hangers ankles. While doing the 69 one of the hanging partners reaches up and fingers or jerks off the person supporting everyone else.

Man 1, "Hey, I heard you tried the monkey's hanger last night with Jim and Jill."

Man 2, "Yea man! It was awesome, my arms are really sore though."

by Typhen September 7, 2010

Best Picture Hanger

It’s Sam of course!
She’ll win any competition, any tournament, any guinness world record, she will hang it all! Don’t underestimate the hanging skills she posseses.

Person 1: whos the best picture hanger in the world?
Person 2: that would be Sam!

by Python3 May 8, 2019

bacon hanger

Childrens Poontang.

"look at the bacon hangers on that toodler."

by GunMeDownRenton January 9, 2004

Hanger

Sex.

"Did they just have hanger in the bathroom?"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009