half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Scotty the Handy Man

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing

Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.

by Fergus June 19, 2004

Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

Taking her handy

Doing fuck all at work or school. Taking it easy

Taking her handy today hai

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Harker's Island Handy

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022

Paul Hollywood Handy

When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.

“We’re out of lube”

“I have butter”

“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy“

by Starbaker69 May 21, 2022