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hamburger patties 

"Damn, her tits are so small they look like hamburger patties with combos"
hamburger patties by steph & ro October 26, 2003

Hamburger Hand 

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.
We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.
Hamburger Hand by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

hydraulic hamburger 

Let go out tonigt for some hydraulic hamburgers

A hamburger 

When there is a group of two girls and one guy and the guy stands in the middle of the girls.

This is because the meat goes in the middle.
Guy: Aw man, this would be such a cool pic. Guys, stand in a hamburger!

Girl: A what?

Guy: A hamburger. When the guy stands between the two girls, it’s called a hamburger because the meat goes in the middle.

Hamburger 

A word to use when you don't want to curse.
"Hamburger, look at all you"

"When making love to your woman you say hamburger"
Hamburger by hitmancoolio October 16, 2008

Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).
Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...