Gurtette

A girl who is like a bro

my friend is a gurtette

by Mikelong October 22, 2025

Gurglefurtz

When a cop that probably didn't really deserve it gets knife to the neck till he shits his pants

That tweaker Mexican just gurglefurtzed that silly cop! can't wait to tell his family and drink their tears. Yahtzee!!!

by HeyuSpark December 12, 2025

Caingat Gurgle

is the term used when if you don't have anything to say in a sentence or a phrase and just make random noises such, weeping, moaning and groaning. it is named after James Blair Caingat an infamous practitioner of the gurgle

Guy1: hey do you know what happen last night?
Caingat: wELl dO i KnOw? (Caingat Gurgle Intiated) *loud screams of hell itself* NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEE

by Mccay Daniels December 7, 2018

Toby Gurbler

When you’re copping a glossy and you urinate in their mouth.

Shit yeah boys Absolutely Toby Gurblered her last night.

by Chod Borrance March 17, 2019

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019

Tyler gurtner aka gunther2

A fat German and white slop that plays MLB

And for some reason never joins in Minecraft

Tyler gurtner aka gunther2

by Biggest daddy of all daddy’s December 16, 2019

Taint Gurgler

Guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts.

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.

by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021