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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
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Guido party

A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.
"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."

"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
by Guidette101 January 17, 2016
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Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.
Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.
by Guidmachine August 14, 2017
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Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood
Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.
Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!
by TheSituationn January 19, 2019
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guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.
"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"
by nutfreely June 5, 2018
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Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.
by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019
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