Gouch

a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).

Example 1:
Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch?
Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair.

Example 2:
Steve: Anyone sitting here?
Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!

by ogerp jr September 7, 2010

gouch

the area between the ass and ball sack.

The move that got me was when she dropped it and rubbed her ass against me gouch.

by camhenry12 November 25, 2014

Grouching

The act of climbing inside a garbage bin and being surly and borderline agressive to pedestrians in a similar fashion to Oscar the Grouch.

Did you see that guy in the bin? What's with that?
Yeah, he's grouching the food court

by baron25 June 7, 2011

Sloppy Groucho

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."

"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"

by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009

Gouch Goblin

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)

Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!

Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.

by L4L96 August 25, 2011

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

gouche finger

the act of penetrating ones gouche with the finger. very painfull

I gave matt the worst gouche finger last night

by Patrick Bouley February 8, 2007