A Griffin is a jolly old fellow with a big heart and a bigger scrotum. Griffins are not to be taken as a joke, because they can be very serious at some times. However, Griffins are generally loving creatures and are very sweet.
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Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?
by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018
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Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.
He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.
Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.
He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.
Lois Griffin: Come on stewie eat your broccoli here comes the airplane.
(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)
Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!
(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)
Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!
by Pinkfishe September 8, 2008
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Tom - "Ok"
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"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
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"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."
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