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Hank Green

Hank is a legendary animal from European folklore that resembles a white horse with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead, and sometimes a goat's beard and cloven hooves.
Who the eff is Hank Green?
by Nerdfighter Roes November 14, 2012
mugGet the Hank Greenmug.

My green

Someone you can count on, always anyway.

See house.
He is my green, he saved my
by anonymous January 28, 2021
mugGet the My greenmug.

Green weenie

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
mugGet the Green weeniemug.

wigs on the green

Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.

It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.

It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.
Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?
by netwhizkid January 25, 2008
mugGet the wigs on the greenmug.

Jungle Green

One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.
I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.

The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.

He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
mugGet the Jungle Greenmug.

Green job.

Green job. I got a lot more Green jobs than I ever did in my SUV.
by Wayne Powers February 20, 2009
mugGet the Green job.mug.

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