Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

by stone definition August 5, 2014

Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.

I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.

by KeepThinking January 7, 2016

Google+

Google+ is a multi posting/social media site that is over taking by small inbred millennials. It is considered the dark edges of the internet after reddit and the source of all new and old dramatic events. Also recognized by the 2012-14 eras as the place where memes come to die. Aside from its horrible trolls and segregation of politics and oppressed ideologies, it has a great hold on the more mature audience that actually hold relevant positions in it, which was originally based on since cancerous groups like velvixia , UTTP , and TPNG spread the cancerous warfare;

Google+ is unique in its own ways with no promotion ads or forced advertising posts in its system, unlike facebook and twitter, its basically a landfill of mixed fandoms, anarchists, trolls, anti trolls and failed abortions.

All users that have a G+ profile are mostly anonymous from the outside world, or something called life, which 78% dont have irl friends using it. Which is, another great feature about it. Note: that this is cancerous type of data describing this new disease created on social media. Use wikipedia for specific shit. In other words, why come to this site in the first place? Lmao.

"Oh shit nigga, you have google+ too?"
"Yeah my name is FoxyTheKawaiiyaoifan:3"

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"Tf is Google+? Is it like Tumblr2.0?"

by Nomadite January 29, 2017

Google Girth

A search performed on google maps for girthy men.

How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.

by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017

Google Hangouts

The drugs kids are using on the streets now days.

yo bro I'm low key desperate for some google hangouts man. you got any?

by Pog chap September 23, 2018

Google+

A totally fucked up but fun social media site that was shut down on April 2nd, 2019. It was a very obscure site with some conflicts that would make 4chan look like a snowball fight. Some examples: The Gamers VS bronies, PurpleFoxy VS Fallout, Dank Memes VS the wildcorns and so on.

John: Hey Jim, you on Google+?

Jim: Who the fuck uses Google+?

by That One Sniper May 28, 2019

Google Dictionary

The worst dictionary to ever exist.

I hate using Google Dictionary! It keeps repeating the words I look up inside the definition! WHAT THE FU-

by somebody who's in the U.S. April 11, 2020