When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
by Bob2332 April 27, 2009
Get the Garden Gnomesmug. Robin Cook
(until his resignation as Leader of the House)
Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
(until his resignation as Leader of the House)
Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
Get the Cabinet Gnomemug. by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012
Get the Virginity Gnomemug. A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.
by Tobacc co August 5, 2018
Get the Cigarette gnomesmug. by Werycf October 30, 2018
Get the Anus Gnomemug. A) A Gnome that is Drunk
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014
Get the Drunken Gnomemug. Person 1: Let’s go gnome hunting
Person 2: Gnomes aren’t real dude
Person 1: Wdym I saw one this morning in the forest
(Person 1 is turning insane)
Person 2: Gnomes aren’t real dude
Person 1: Wdym I saw one this morning in the forest
(Person 1 is turning insane)
by eimzzzz August 17, 2023
Get the Gnome Huntingmug.