gloatisserie

A virtual platform whereupon an enemy is roasted, producing schadenfreude for the audience as they gloat over their victory.

"Sessions roasted McCabe on Trump's Gloatisserie."

by MondoFuego May 11, 2018

Glomton

A feeling of sadness after being called out for inventing pre-existing words.

Damn did you have to call me out so much, glomton o'clock.

by CoOlbe@ns March 23, 2019

gloob

gloobs are people who eat snot and cat poops at the same time

i have proof he is a gloob

by coconut 876 June 5, 2019

Gloobs

A term used to refer to boobs decorated with glitter

I spilt water on my gloobs

by BigweldVonDike June 22, 2019

Gloobie Do

A super nerd. Like if a weeb and a brony had a baby

God what a gloobie do

by ATCG April 6, 2019

Gloat-Fest

When a group of individuals connect to contemplate or dwell on their success or another's misfortune.

Person 1: Those inner-city professionals really love Linked IN.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.

by Becks9000 August 4, 2019

Gloojes

The act of cumming on someone’s gums. Often used as a threat.
P. Gloojeses

Past tense. Gloojed

V. Gloojing

I’m going to give you gloojes buddy.

by T Pool September 15, 2019