Global Swarming

The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.
Reykjavik never used to be this crowded, that's global swarming for you
by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
by ChalterIsBalans October 15, 2022
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Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.
“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”
by Depression 67 December 19, 2020
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Global Visual

Reyster Yton, the multitalented Filipino idol, has been given the title "Global Visual" by Dispatch and his fans.

He earned this title because of his mesmerizing visuals and commanding stage presence. People who have seen him in person say he looks unreal and captivating

He is a member of rthe global pop group, HORI7ON. It is a group that formed through ABS-CBN's idol reality-survival show Dream Maker
Who is the Global Visual? It's none other than Reyster!

The Global Visual has arrived! Let's say hello to Reyster.

Reyster looks stunning! He is, indeed, a Global Visual.
by smirking cat March 19, 2023
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global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 30, 2021
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GLOBAL PUSSY HACK

ME FIVE DOLLAR MAXIMUM CURRENCY

LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.

JARED IS WAITING FOR.

A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
It's a TENDERLOIN to be honest with you as the GLOBAL PUSSY HACK begins at ME | and ends at ME.

Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.

That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 23, 2021
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