my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

giraffic

tall, of exceptional height

The giraffic mushroom cloud from the nuclear detonation stretched 12 miles high

by DoctorBoomerang December 15, 2025

Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat

That giraffe likes to think he is the shit

by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021

Giraffe party

One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties

I think my neighbors are having a giraffe party

by Reaper_boooiiii June 10, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013