Gayth

A goth person who present in a way that makes it obvious, they are also gay. A large overlap in the venn diagram of queer and goth people leads some to believe there is no such thing as a cishet goth

Cute lil gayth over there. Better go network

by platrelefs January 22, 2025

Garth

Garth (noun) —
A Gaarf running at maximum corruption.
A Garth is the networking gremlin who treats cable management like foreplay and gets more turned on by a straight fiber run than by actual human affection. His idea of intimacy is whispering sweet nothings to a switch during a firmware upgrade.

A Garth (aka Gaarf) supports a Portuguese football team with the kind of blind, horny loyalty usually found only in dogs and drunk uncles. When Portugal loses, a Garth collapses emotionally, spiritually, and sometimes physically — like a router someone kicked one too many times.

Traits of a full-power Garth include:
• labeling EVERYTHING, including things that shouldn’t be labeled
• going feral when someone uses the wrong cable colour
• throwing a fit so dramatic it should be on Netflix
• lecturing you on “industry standards” while his life is held together with hope, zip ties, and rage
• getting more offended by a messy rack than by an insult to his mother

A Garth’s personality is 60% networking, 30% football delusion, and 10% sweating aggressively whenever something is out of place. Touch his patch panel and he’ll appear out of nowhere like a demon summoned by untidy cabling.

“Bru, calm down — I only moved ONE cable. No need to go full Garth and start vibrating like Portugal just bottled another match.”

by FankieFonkProp November 19, 2025

Garthtism

People who love the chcaracter Garth and have autism

I have garthtism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Barf Garth

A boy who is very clingy, but does not really know anything about you, and overly uses inappropriate compliments in random contexts to try to get you to go out with him. He also gets mad you when you can't drop everything to be able to go out, as he realizes his gross compliments have failed. Gets mad fro a day, then it all starts over again the next morning.

omg that guy last night was such a barf garth.

by london2018 February 21, 2017

Joel Garth

When a person is infatuated with Garth Brooks so much that he becomes there whole entire life.

Garth is love, Garth is life, said a Joel Garth.

by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019

Grace Gaythwaite

a grace gaythwaite it a marvellous person and such a kind human being she loved her friends and family with all of her heart she supports her friends and gives the best advice but doesn’t know where to go when she needs advice. she is strong and takes her own advice that sometimes doesn’t work out

grace gaythwaite is the best

by Gaythwaite April 14, 2022

Unterdishes ‘gartha

Based of “Unterirdisches” in German, term that refers to the underground kingdom known as Agartha, term is used in the southern United States because of the accent. Term is based on German because the agarthian lore do states that Germans are in alliance with the Land down under.

”Hey son, have you been to the Unterdishes ‘Gartha’s?”

by National Institution of Goon November 20, 2025