Gafner

After anal sex, when one shits on her boyfriends cock, is known as a Gafner. Originated from slang in Manchester

"Did you hear what hannah did to joel last night?"
"No, What?"
"She did a Gafner on him!"
"Really?!?!?, she shat on his dick??"
"Yep!"
"Dammm, just like Kelsey"

by Lesbian Chin Room January 29, 2009

Gamer Pants

An adult diaper specifically designed for video gamers, allowing them to play for several hours without interruption.

I'm gonna wear my gamer pants for tonight's raid, I can't wait to down this boss.

by mistersmith July 2, 2009

gamer gurl

A girl who plays video games in order to gain attention of male gamers. They can often be seen playing Call of Duty or Halo and talk about how much of a "nerd" they are, when they really are not and are always taking pictures of themselves with gaming accessories like controllers, Wii remotes, etc or gaming related items like low cut Zelda t-shirts just to gain attention or just be attention whores.

Gurl: Hey Guys! I am taking a picture of myself with a controller. I am such a gamer!

Gamer Gurl: That's right. I'm a gurl and I play video games.
Genuine female gamer: Hey guys. What games are you playing?

Gurl: Now I know why boys play Call of Duty all the time. Guess who is getting this game? Me!

Gurl: Playing video games. Hehe. I am such a nerd.
Boy: Hey. Are you excited for E3?
Gurl: What's E3?
Boy It is like a once a year event where everyone shows off their new games.
Gurl: Sounds stupid.

by AirHawke September 13, 2013

gamer

Somebody who finds refuge from the sheer mundanity of everyday life in the bosom of a particularly engrossing videogame. General stereotypes have already been mentioned, but in my experience with fellow gamers, they are largely misanthropic and just find most people uninteresting. This could perhaps explain why many are seen as socially inept and introverted, but then again, I doubt misanthropia is a popular mindset. The gamers I know are well-read and erudite (in contrast with the idea that games 'rot your brain' - ever noticed how people who make such claims are usually Big Brother watching idiots themselves?).

Video games - because real life is for poseurs.

by Bal-Sagoth June 3, 2004

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

by scuppers July 8, 2020

indian gamer

Gamers from India who think they are real gamers. Mostly spend their time talking about graphics and hardware. Obsessed with CS, Fifa, Dota, GTA etc. Mostly play pc and either pirate games or buy steam games during sales.

Indian gamer 1: Eh tu CS khelta hai kya? (Hey, do you play CS?)
IG2: Haa bhai, crack bhej na (Yeah bro, send me the crack)

IG1:Fifa 18 khelta kya (You play Fifa 18?)
Haa.

IG2: Kya mast graphics hai! (Yep. What amazing graphics!)

by Abhi_ October 23, 2017

epic gamer swag

you can get this by using stretch screen, having razer mouse, headset and keyboard, have heaps of friends to scream with when u do something cool. having this will enable superpowers, thus, getting epic pogchamp moments. (only epic gamers would have this)

you: (gets no kills with ur dva bomb) wow! epic gamer swag!
also you: (gets team kill when getting suit back)
everyone in discord: OMG POTG! SUCH EPIC GAMER SWAG!

by swagstergamer69 January 13, 2019