fubar

Literally, "fuck up beyond recognition." To kick ass.

Simon fubared Walter in that fight.

We fubared their football team. They lost 57-0.

by Lauren Thompson December 28, 2005

Fugar

(foo-ger), n. , a fat woman in her 30s or 40s who actively pursues casual dinners with younger men. Sex is optional.

Turns out she's a fugar so it was cool that I bailed after dessert.

by Soapy Johnson September 9, 2010

FUBAR

the chocobo in final fantasy tactics

Holy shi!!!!!1111 i just got teh chocobo fubar and now im ubah.

by vash November 11, 2003

fularious

Adjective combining the word, full, from the phrase "full of sh*t" with the word; hilarious. Used to express what you think of someone when they try to convince you of something that is totally absurd or when they try to trick you or get away with something and have to eat their own words or it blows up in their face.

When my friend Amy and I had a run-in with someone who was pulling our chain or tried to get away with something, we said, You're fularious!", to show them we knew what they were all about. They thought they could actually pull it off but couldn't. HA!

by Penelopepi May 29, 2010

FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.

DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks

by Fübahrt December 27, 2010

bucket of old lady fugarts

What your mother chows down on before taking you to bible camp.

"What's wrong with Mommy's lips, Daddy? Is it the bucket of old lady fugarts?"
"Shut up and pray harder you disappointing, ugly, fuck"

by ps i hate you October 11, 2008

fubar

wasted,when you go to a bar and drink a hella lot of liquor.

when you toke foa long azz time and are completely out of touch wit reality

yo look at that sob he's FUBAR(ed).

by michael October 22, 2004