fortster

/fort-stir/n. A Fortster is a sub-species of hipster which first surfaced circa early 2012 in Boise, Idaho. A Fortster is obsessed with and talks incessantly about the TreeFort Musical Festival as if it's the 2nd coming of Woodstock. Fortsters are the type to post the event on reddit months before the event's date in March even though redditors can't remember shit over 3 days old.

Ironically, Fortsters believe they are on the cutting edge of music culture when in fact TreeFort music is just folk-rock which has been around since at least the mid 1960s.

An intrepid youtuber could video countless Fortsters, asking them what they think about band X, Y or Z and a Forster would commence to rave for many seconds about band X, Y and Z even though no such band has ever existed. In other words, the need to feel hip is so powerful in a Fortster that they would lie to prove their hipness.

Interviewer: What do you think about The Anarctica Monkeys?

Fortster: I love them, they're my favorite indie band.

by Merriam Boise February 6, 2014

footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm July 23, 2016

Frogs

Uncle Billy Bob overdosed on frogs. Don't do frogs, kids.

I'm on so many frogs, right now.

by I.didnt.do.it.dont.blame.me. May 21, 2017

frogs on a log

When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.

He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.

by JaDzy2012 December 11, 2017

Frogs eat moths

Aka F.E.M. Meaning you have reached peak happiness and your so happy your mind has gone numb, so all you can say is frogs eat moths.

Your crush: I like you too!
You:…frogs eat moths.

by papajohnstoe October 21, 2019

Señor Frogs

The act of rubbing one's ball sack across another's back.

Josh hopped on Alec while he was laying down, and gave him the ol' Señor Frogs.

by 69nice August 19, 2017

stacking frogs

Stacking frogs is when your just chilling. Vibin equals stacking frogs. There isn’t much else to it, your literally just having a good time stacking frogs

Guy 1: what y’all doing?
Guy 2: we just stacking frogs, wanna join?
Guy1: fuck yeah

by yaden.1 September 3, 2020