foon

Foon(noun)
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.

Jake got his camera ready and the three of us began fooning in front of the Mona Lisa.

by Foonmaster October 7, 2003

Fooksy

The process in which someone becomes old, soft and often pussy whipped.

"He is really getting fooksy these days"

by Number Cruncher September 25, 2005

Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)

A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.

Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).

MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!

Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!

Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"

by yourslut February 28, 2011

flonk

The last three words on the newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk. Possibly some 1337 nerd thing that no mere mortal shall ever be party to.

"That's stupid, even for you. Are you the only person in AUK, AdotF
and the Flonk who doesn't know what Biff does?"

by sodapop November 20, 2003

fonky

To be odd or different in ones taste o clothing

That be some fonky chicken you be wearin foo.

by Keesay May 28, 2003

fook

Character of the famous book "Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" written by Douglas Adams .

On the day of the Great On-Turning two soberly dressed programmers with brief cases arrived and were shown discreetly into the office. ..cut..
Their names were Lunkwill and Fook.

by Rene Fritzsche January 30, 2004

fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011