A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being
by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013
Get the Flower Plowermug. Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010
Get the Crotch Flowermug. A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.
by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015
Get the mermaid flowermug. by Im not telling anyone my name September 27, 2008
Get the Stork Flowermug. by Lubrx October 19, 2020
Get the Little Flowermug. They, She, or He are one of the most kind people. They are also bad ass 🙄 make them famous or I’ll be under your bed tonight
by Jisungtheestallion January 6, 2021
Get the hs._.flowermug. by Boi Flowerologist July 21, 2022
Get the Boi Flowermug.