rare flower

A girl that is so attractive, she raises the standard of what beauty is. Model quality, 10/10. So rare, you wonder to yourself, "What is a girl this attractive doing in my dinky little backwater, is she defective?".

So far this semester, I've seen about 5 or 6 rare flowers around campus. Woof...

by mike litoris777 August 5, 2019

Little Flower

A Little Flower is a real gem.

Oh, Little Flower, your hair is amazing.

by Lubrx October 19, 2020

flower eater

Some idiot five-year-old who eats flowers and dies

Doctor:sorry but I think your sub will be a flower eater
The mom: oh no Timmy 😭😭😭

by I like flowers 🌸 September 24, 2021

patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012

bro flowers

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)

I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights

by baskerville89 November 17, 2011

Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018

Flower Ranchers

The ship name between TangoTek, Smajor, and Jimmy. Jimmy and Scott are Flower husbands, Tango and Jimmy are the Rancher duo. Put them together boom Flower Ranchers

Person 1: Hey, man have you seen the fics about Tango, Scott and Jimmy?

Person 2: You mean Flower Ranchers? Yea I have

by Skylight2424 September 1, 2022